Smaug's story, told at last!
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Hey! Remember when Jason asked me to write an article about creating the Smaug the Dragon puppet (for Foothill's The Hobbit) for a fanzine he's editing? Oh, I guess I didn't ever write a post about that. Let's do so now.

Post, ca. October 2009

Hi Everyone! Jason has asked me to write an article about creating the Smaug the Dragon puppet
(for Foothill's The Hobbit) for a fanzine he's editing! Neat!


Well, now it exists! He had asked for photos, concept art, whathaveyou, and I felt bad that the only photos I had were some really really crappy ones (though, I did find all the original concept art which had held up.) Still, he took the meager offerins I had for him and really made a lovely looking layout. I particularly love how the art is presented!

So, that's that!

Tsk!!!
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Man, I really wish he wouldn't put our plans out there in such a public fashion...



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I've been drawing, really I have. Some of them just weren't things I wanted to post, I FORGOT my drawings from yesterday at work, one day I pretty much wasn't at home, blah blah blah.

The good thing is I AM drawing. So, yay!

Drorrin
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Um...at least it's not a third straight day of nuthin'
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Bah.

Not today.

Drawings of Today
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Day Six
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Day Five
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Tonight's drawings were done during the office's "Champagne Friday" after work. They're just doodles and probably will make a lot of sense to Shane, Linda, and I (mostly Shane and I) and hardly any sense to anyone else, but such is life.













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Day four
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Today I fail, and Today failed me. Some things were beyond my control and others were not.

My only drawing today is of something that brings me unbelievable joy, and which I seem to bring joy to as well. Something I do not ever need to question.




Day Three
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Only managed two today. I think I was trying to tell some kind of story with them. Maybe I'll finish it tomorrow, or perhaps we'll never know what happens.







Robble Robble Day Two
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Aside from one very generic "Art" class in Middle School (which was really only a few weeks as part of the "Elective Wheel") I have never taken any kind of art course in my life. Despite the fact that I get a lot of really lovely compliments on my work, I think my lack of training really shows. I know diddly squat about Composition, or Proportion or other things like Lighting and Shading (don't even mention Color.) Usually my work tends to live in a sort of genre where these things don't matter so much, a very cartoony world. It's a style I obviously enjoy very much, but at the same time I also feel a bit limited to it. I really admire artists who can draw in a highly realistic style. It's probably something I will never really be able to do. Today, however,  I have made an attempt to do so with my first drawing. I based it on a photograph, and personally I think the results verify the notion that realistic drawing just isn't a skill that I possess. Ah well. Perhaps I shall make some more attempts in this, my NaDraMoFoHoMo.

Also, I have resized yesterday's drawings. In my version of LJ, they all are severely cut off on the far right side. If one of them is cut off and wish to view the entire image, I suggest a li'l right-click action will steer you in the correct direction.











Nobble plobble bobble bip bop day one.
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Everyone who knows me knows that I draw. What you may not know is that I haven't been regularly drawing for several years now. From my earliest memories, drawing was essential to my every day life. There was not a time when I did not draw. For some reason, a few years ago, it became less frequent that I did it. I'd like to try an reconnect with that part of myself, and so I thought that instead of participating in NaBloPloMoFoSloMoYoYo, I would make a commitment to draw every single day. I will share the results here, which is also something I'm not necessarily used to doing. Don't expect amazing works of art, for now I just need to take pencil/pen/whathaveyou to paper each day. Be it for one tiny doodle, or 100 drawings. Just something.

I should mention, most questions along the line of "What is that supposed to be?" will likely go unanswered. Sure, sometimes I know exactly what each drawing means, but a whole lot of the time I do not, or it only means something to me.

Anyway, here are today's drawings.










Oh god, I didn't know they were THAT Wild!!!!
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So, I totally became a "Fan" of Where The Wild Things Are on Facebook before the movie ever came out. Reynaldi can attest, I have been looking forward to that flick for a long time. We saw it last weekend, and blah blah. That's not the point (tho, now I do wonder if I really am a "fan.")

ANYWAY, they just posted some survey asking which of the Wild Things (who all have weirdly normal names like "Judith") you'd most like to "Start a Wild Rumpus with"

I mean, I ... I get that they're referencing the "Wild Rumpus" from the book and film...but...but are they trying to ask which Wild Thing I think is... hot? Do they want me to have sex with the Wild Things?!!! Cuz, I'm really not willin' to go there. I'm just not.

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Yes THAT Andy Roddick.
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Jason asked me to write an article about Smaug for a fanzine he's editing these days, so I did. He then asked if I have photos of the puppet's various states of being, final result, concept art, etc. I do (though, sadly, no GOOD photos.) Anyway, I went digging through all sorts of sources to find this material. One being my Photobucket account. Going through that, I realized that I have a fuckton  of pictures of shirtless Andy Roddick due to the numerous "That Andy Roddick" posts I have done over the years. 

Heavens!

And now, since I'm a staunch traditionalist. That Andy Roddick.

At least that's my Christmas shopping done.
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Oh dear, I can't stop now. If you're giving a share of a sheep (or pig, or Heifer, etc) does that mean there's some Board of Directors for that particular sheep (etc)?

Did I mention the "Milk Menagerie" package? For $1,000 you can donate a Heifer, Two Goats, and a Water Buffalo. Score!

What the hell? A further investigation of this catalogue reveals that only SOME of these animals are sent to Third World countries. Others are sent to Arizona or Arkansas. I'm not donating a share of a sheep to some schlump in Arkansas!!!
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The Most Important Gift in THE WORLD!
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We received a catalogue in the mail today at work. On the cover, it declares itself to be "The Most Important Gift Catalog in The World." Oh my. The cover picture is that of a sheep.

So what are these Most Important Gifts? Well... sheep, for one. Or cows (specifically, "Heifers") or pigs, or goats, llamas and so on. At first I got a little excited, "I can order a pig?!!" but then I read it and realized that, no, I cannot order a pig. Instead, I can donate a pig to Third World family in need in somebody else's name. Or, if I cannot afford to donate a pig, I can get myself involved in a share of a pig. A share. Of a pig (or Heifer, or goat, or llama, etc.) In somebody else's name.

I know, I know. I'm evil and hard-hearted, and this is probably a wonderful and loving program that helps those in need, blah blah blah. I just can't help but run the scenario in my head.

Jaime: Merry Christmas, Friend! My gift to you this year is a share of a Llama, donated IN YOUR NAME!!! Just think! Some part of some Llama, out there, is named for you! Maybe his hoof! Maybe his nose! Maybe his tail! 

Friend: You got me a Llama's ass?

Jaime: No! I donated a Llama's ass in YOUR NAME! MEEEEEERRRRRRY CHRISTMAAAAAAAS!





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I like my coffee like I like my... coffee.
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Pretty much everywhere I go, every day of my life I visualize things as "characters" or "creatures." I love, love, LOVE the concept of inanimate objects coming to life. For instance, I got some "Premium Roast" coffee from McDonalds today (hey, don't judge me! that stuff is great!) and as I was drinking it I noticed the lid had a face. You pull one tab back to open the lid, and the tab snaps into this indentation. That is the nose. On either side of the nose are those push button-y things that say "Decaf" or ... actually, I don't know what the other one says, but those are the eyes. So the mouth is the opening created when you pulled back that original tab. In essence, I realized that I was making out with my cup of coffee.

I have to say, it was pretty satisfying.

R.I.P, Captain Lou Albano
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Oh, this is a very, very sad day. Very sad.

Captain Lou Albano, the legendary pro wrestling manager who later found fame in Cyndi Lauper's music videos, and as "Mario" in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! has died at the age of 76.

Say what you will about pro. wrestling. I know a lot of people do a double take when they find out just how big a fan I used to be of it, and I'm in no way qualified to comment on or defend the product that's out there today because I haven't watched it in many years. Even so, Captain Lou was a true legend of his craft. He was amazing at what he did. If we want to define pro. wrestling as a sort of "Part Carnival, Part Soap Opera, Part Athletic Exhibition" it doesn't mean that wrestlers or other performers couldn't have been great at what they did. Whether the "sport" was fake or not. It was a show, and Lou Albano was an exemplary showman.

He began his career in the 1950's as a wrestler himself, but never amounted to too much in that role. It was only when he became a "manager" that his career skyrocketed into Legendary status. In terms of the "show" of wrestling, we were made to believe that a manager was much like a boxing manager, in that they supposedly trained their wrestlers, promoted them, etc. They were the men behind the men. In literal terms, a manager was somebody who was often paired with an athletic wrestler who didn't necessarily have great "talking" skills. Somebody who wasn't as skilled at making an interesting persona for the audience to react to. It was known as "Generating Heat" and managers were almost always "Heels" (villains/bad guys.) 

Captain Lou was truly one of the all-time great managers. He had a motor mouth that once started would never stop. He generated heat like nobody's business.  His career mostly occured during the "Kayfabe" era of wrestling, where the promoters fiercely protected the fact that wrestling was not real, and though it seems hard to believe now much of the audience fell for it. Captain Lou was a fantastic villain, and the people hated him, but they also loved to hate him. Physically, he was a sight to behold. Fat, with a long, scraggly beard. He often wore Hawaiian shirts, or shirts that bore his caricature, along with his trademark rubber bands. They would be found in his beard, in his hair, worn as earrings, and even pinned to his face.Together with "Classy" Freddie Blassie and The Grand Wizard of Wrestling, the Captain formed the "Evil (or Unholy) Trinity" of managers in the old WWF of the 1970's/early 80's. In the old days, the audience bought his act so much, that he was often in physical danger as angry crowds would try and do him in.

It should also be noted that Captain Lou played a huge role in the sudden boom in popularity that the WWF experienced in the 1980's. It all started when the Captain sat next to a strange looking young lady on a flight one day who told him she was a huge fan. She turned out to be an up-and-coming singer named Cyndi Lauper. She invited the Captain to appear in the video for her song "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun." He did, as her disapproving father. The friendship continued, and Lauper was soon a huge star. After her success, Albano suggested to Vince McMahon (owner of the WWF) that Lauper appear on their program. She eagerly agreed, and a storyline was concocted in which Captain Lou and Lauper had a falling out, with the former claiming responsibility for the latter's success. The argument grew so that their differences could only be settled in the ring...via the use of female wrestlers as proxies. The storyline was a huge success, and it grew and grew. Lauper's status as a pop star got MTV involved, and soon WWF programming (which had previously only been seen in the Northeast part of the country) was being seen on a national, and later international level. The "Rock N' Wrestling Connection" led to the huge expansion of the WWF, and eventually Vince McMahon's domination of the entire pro wrestling industry. It made huge worldwide stars out of wrestlers such as Hulk Hogan and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. It also had an interesting affect on the career of Captain Lou Albano, in that for the first time in his career he found himself being cheered on by fans. His constant media appearances had turned him from from one of wrestling's most hated figures into its most beloved. After 30 some odd years of being a villainous heel, Captain Lou Albano became a "babyface" or "good guy" and began managing heroes like Hogan and Andre the Giant.

The experience immortalized Albano in the Pop Culture lexicon, and led to his retirement from wrestling to pursue other opportunities. The best known of these was his portrayal of Mario in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!, providing the voice for the animated character as well as appearing in the live action segments as the heroic plumber.  He appeared in films and other TV shows, my favorite role of his occurs in the ridiculous movie Bodyslam! A highly fictionalized account of the "Rock N' Wrestling" phenomena, the Captain had his largest film role ever as "Captain Lou Murano," the most villainous manager in wrestling. =)

Aside from all of that, and largely outside the public eye, Lou Albano fought tirelessly for years on behalf of various Multiple Sclerosis organizations.

Captain Lou Albano was, quite simply put, a legend. Though I am sure many people would have a negative thing or two to say about pro wrestling, but without Captain Lou it is entirely possible to imagine that the industry would never have experienced the great boom of the 80's. I was a young kid for all of that, and I loved the Captain's zany persona. Over the years, he has been a great "character" in my various LiveJournals, often having epic battles with Heather that could only be settled in the (Ps2) ring. I got to meet the good Captain last year at Big Apple Con in New York. A bit nervous, I merely shook his hand and said "Captain Lou, I'm a big fan." He smiled and said "Good to meet you!" It was.

One of his best known catchphrases, in describing himself, was "Often imitated, never duplicated!" and it's true. He was one of a kind, and he will be missed.

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LiveJournal just sent me an email to tell me that "astoryshort's" birthday is coming up.

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